Oh mystic beast
My furry child
You grumpy dumpling
From the wild
nocturnal creeper
Shoelace eater
Omnipotent creature
Has stole my seater
Dried liver gobbler
Ornament wobbler
Often moody
Gourmet foodie
Makes me broody?
Wars with armchair
Sleeps for Britain
Many layers, 
many lairs
Many hairs
Furball with teeth
Commander in chief
Prison guard to moths
Chaser of wasps
Oh round-faced wanderer
You expert ponderer
Wise man, 
Buddha
Superior comforter
I'm your cat lady
And you're my
cat-boy baby 
By Sonja Farrell

Leave a comment

Please note, comments need to be approved before they are published.

This site is protected by hCaptcha and the hCaptcha Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.

Latest Articles

View all

14 Horror films that will get you (and your cat) in a Halloween mood

14 Horror films that will get you (and your cat) in a Halloween mood

In honour of cat actors of the past few decades, here's my top selection of spooky Halloween films which feature our feline friends being (or trying to be) evil. Trick or treat?

Read more

The Grimalkin: A Halloween Cat Tale

The Grimalkin: A Halloween Cat Tale

Halloween is almost upon us, and what could be a more purr-fect way to embrace the eerie atmosphere of the season than by immersing ourselves in a chilling tale that intertwines witches, felines, and a touch of Celtic folklore? There...

Read more

A Spooky History of Cats, from Pharaohs to Witches!

A Spooky History of Cats, from Pharaohs to Witches!

Ever wondered why a cat is seen as a witch's best friend, or how they went from worshipped animals to ghoulish beasts? You're about to find out.

The lore of cats throughout the ages has been one of curiosity and suspicion, ranging from revered god-like creatures of the Egyptians to persecuted familiars alongside their witch owners. If you’d like to know a little more about your feline’s genesis, you’ve come to the right coven, just in time for Halloween!

Read more